tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39309348328084887742024-02-02T14:50:11.098-05:00A Modest Collection of ThoughtsMr. IMHOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.comBlogger85125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-86830511605593938062008-02-08T15:32:00.000-05:002008-02-08T15:34:09.948-05:00Goodbye Blogspot!Well, the time has come for us as a team to seek greener pastures. We've done some fine work here at blogspot, and established the fact that we CAN blog in an entertaining, informative, and engaging fashion.<br /><br />Thanks to all of you, our confidence is at an all time high.<br /><br />So we're not fading softly into that good night. Rather we are moving to a better forum.<br /><br />You can find<br />A Modest Collection of Thoughts (A.M.C.O.T.) over at<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amcotblog.wordpress.com">http://www.amcotblog.wordpress.com</a><br /><br />Don't miss nuthin!Mr. IMHOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-59928634516459702602008-02-07T15:05:00.000-05:002008-02-08T11:33:16.583-05:00Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal: Cockfight<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHu2wiP2H1ZCWN51hwZ_aOVnvJwlC6nSrXDFGMBKacWmjw-0cGGKb1nu1f5qRLRx4E0tZjPivqMOrERuBqoMllWhTmM8S2_dMbbjOWnKevqEDVMW8skj0uIFYiefSVHULwRLcGJ9Tfg2b/s1600-h/littlejerry.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164332862255514194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHu2wiP2H1ZCWN51hwZ_aOVnvJwlC6nSrXDFGMBKacWmjw-0cGGKb1nu1f5qRLRx4E0tZjPivqMOrERuBqoMllWhTmM8S2_dMbbjOWnKevqEDVMW8skj0uIFYiefSVHULwRLcGJ9Tfg2b/s200/littlejerry.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong>PEDRO:</strong> So Marcelino's going to give me back my DVD's ?<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> Well, he will if Little Pedro Martinez wins the cockfight.<br /><strong>PEDRO:</strong> Great! <realizing>What?<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store.<br /><strong>PEDRO:</strong> Ah ha...<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> So, he says if Little Pedro Martinez wins, you'll get your DVD's back.<br /><strong>PEDRO:</strong> Juan, cockfighting is illegal.<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> Only in The United States.<br /><strong>PEDRO:</strong> It's inhumane!<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> No, Pedro, it's not what you think it is.<br /><strong>PEDRO:</strong> It's two roosters peckin' at each other!<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> What?<br /><strong>PEDRO:</strong> Yeah!<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets, you know, like "American Gladiators."<br /><strong>PEDRO:</strong> No Juan, Little Pedro could get hurt.<br /><strong>JUAN:</strong> Well, I left him with Marcelino!<br /><em>:::Pedro shrugs and holds his hands out:::<br /></em><pedro><strong>JUAN:</strong> My Little Pedro!<br /><em>:::Runs out of the room:::</em><runs>Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-27991372942426346572008-02-06T21:28:00.001-05:002008-02-07T10:22:23.854-05:00(I went to Haiti and all I got was 4 stitches and a shitload of mosquito bites.)<img src="http://vegannramember.smugmug.com/photos/251563670-M.jpg" /><br /><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">One pound of marijuana in Haiti:</span><span style="color:red;"> <b>$30 USD.</b></span><br /><br /><img src="http://vegannramember.smugmug.com/photos/251564347-M.jpg" /><br /><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">One gram of cocaine in Haiti (10x more potent than anything that touches American soil):</span><span style="color:red;"> <b>$5 USD.</b></span><br /><br /><img src="http://vegannramember.smugmug.com/photos/251633359-M.jpg" /><br /><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">Ransom collected the last time my boy was kidnapped in Haiti:</span><span style="color:red;"> <b>$40 USD (and a boombox).</b></span><br /><br /><img src="http://www.nndb.com/people/204/000029117/heath7.jpg" /><br /><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">Living in a country where the most pressing national issue is determining the exact chemical cocktail that caused the death of one idiot actor:</span><span style="color:red;"> <b>Priceless.</b></span>vegannramemberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00092472314323693117noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-30742745439148370172008-02-05T14:33:00.000-05:002008-02-05T14:40:41.608-05:00It is indeed Super Tuesday....so keep this in mind...<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiud310UcLASQVOCsdzZcr2G-Ny8gkrwC9BH7bwrwqGERIMTTsLze9RmMMlykaiDNUJdBk01_5smDRqkLscuaVkxj7s6Aazj11780T06ixKxdJzeLyaW9ePbpU5lWjYRLtuLy6exkRdDpTF/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163582900836090434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiud310UcLASQVOCsdzZcr2G-Ny8gkrwC9BH7bwrwqGERIMTTsLze9RmMMlykaiDNUJdBk01_5smDRqkLscuaVkxj7s6Aazj11780T06ixKxdJzeLyaW9ePbpU5lWjYRLtuLy6exkRdDpTF/s200/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a> Vote or Die, bitches!.....take that....take that </div>Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-13042789713770070842008-02-05T10:26:00.001-05:002008-02-05T11:43:11.182-05:00Super TuesdayMy fellow Americans! Get out there today and do your #1 job as citizens of the greatest country in the world!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnzYSGdPh7fhZEAAuJM79FFII8U7MS1Otk2bOpB47P7v_DcuyskqvaSW9ruKr2sY8L5TQZjoi8_nx5hd-PnpqYHdqBClR5K8UMuPXFfU8WjizhyphenhyphenAF2eog9OXzKhi4bbooiJcFazvwAllVX/s1600-h/Vote.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnzYSGdPh7fhZEAAuJM79FFII8U7MS1Otk2bOpB47P7v_DcuyskqvaSW9ruKr2sY8L5TQZjoi8_nx5hd-PnpqYHdqBClR5K8UMuPXFfU8WjizhyphenhyphenAF2eog9OXzKhi4bbooiJcFazvwAllVX/s200/Vote.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163518061616115842" border="0" /></a><br />Today is the day! Don't act like a hippy, you <span style="font-style: italic;">can</span> make a difference (unless you live in new york, if you do you're vote doesn't matter because this state will go to the democratic nominee).<br /><br />Let's start with a brief run down of each of the candidates.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdwNm20iWlzdKnL6_-ejBVqjHXAvCNhlr2tuqMNLuQqHZlKG6ZJuE9fDbS6bCvAo0zTuGB3cprZf3PGqitaXOH7_bBOSHCY_pfUw_AsE1hT62rV5OZIS9kx3GlVdEYimns6rP7V2ZawF5N/s1600-h/11111516-11111519-slarge.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdwNm20iWlzdKnL6_-ejBVqjHXAvCNhlr2tuqMNLuQqHZlKG6ZJuE9fDbS6bCvAo0zTuGB3cprZf3PGqitaXOH7_bBOSHCY_pfUw_AsE1hT62rV5OZIS9kx3GlVdEYimns6rP7V2ZawF5N/s200/11111516-11111519-slarge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163522884864389266" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hillary Clinton<br /><br /></span><span><span><span><span>This lil' lady is the wife of our nation's first black president, <a href="http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050127/050127_chris_rock_05012_vmed.widec.jpg">Bill Clinton</a>. She has been working within the system ever since, and is now poised to grasp the leadership reigns on her own.<br /><br />One of Hil's biggest issues is her desire to get our country to accept universal health care, a policy that would greatly enhance the quality of life for everyone (except the most wealthiest) in the good ole US of A!<br /><br />But let us not forget that Hillary voted for the war in Iraq!</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYFbxKVwgbb24Rc5XdpzATQvpWJeLBjJLRGNSfX4pcZk3QcWjpLkv3JZcd7hOd34f3WwnAwI3_ikXKIMh-Gn4-HiJMCtzKWBwCJLwBJcxMZB4J3LhirvHfJZaznZN6HxMixzjR123oCAJT/s1600-h/barak_obama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYFbxKVwgbb24Rc5XdpzATQvpWJeLBjJLRGNSfX4pcZk3QcWjpLkv3JZcd7hOd34f3WwnAwI3_ikXKIMh-Gn4-HiJMCtzKWBwCJLwBJcxMZB4J3LhirvHfJZaznZN6HxMixzjR123oCAJT/s200/barak_obama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163524929268822178" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Barack Obama<br /><br /></span>He's a cool fellow who is all about eliciting positive change in our country. To his credit, Obeezy voted against the war in Iraq, and has since focused on increasing our energy independence (HUGE) and also on establishing universal health care.<br /><br />Obama is a smoker, I hope he smokes <a href="http://www.cheapsmokesbymail.com/zen/images/Newport.jpg">Newports</a>, cuz they are easily the coolest ciggs. Many have also questioned his experience, as he is young and a relatively newbie in the political field. But I think the experience thing is an overblown load of crap.<br /><br />He also bears a decent resemblance to my friend Kenny! And that is tre' cool.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic_NOiJ0wx9SyCyIcuBU9dAjwVT2zhWNo7R1FI7Cd_tA6OorfJkCJZ46cLXzr9zxd3dzttxxqWaXrCqGFreUlhslAh-ilvIYJIWMwQhpKwid8bZm0Ltn1pWbMvWoTiX5sCoOt4hs79VYvz/s1600-h/mccain.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic_NOiJ0wx9SyCyIcuBU9dAjwVT2zhWNo7R1FI7Cd_tA6OorfJkCJZ46cLXzr9zxd3dzttxxqWaXrCqGFreUlhslAh-ilvIYJIWMwQhpKwid8bZm0Ltn1pWbMvWoTiX5sCoOt4hs79VYvz/s200/mccain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163527437529723058" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">John McCain<br /><br /></span><span><span>This dude is a real life fucking <a href="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39525000/jpg/_39525449_b52.jpg">Chuck Norris</a>. During the Vietnam War his plane was shot down during his 23rd bombing run. He survived the crash and was captured by the enemy where he endured five and a half years of torture in a <a href="http://www.kmike.com/KWjpg/KojeDo.jpg">prison camp</a>. During his internment, he had a watch that he planned on passing on to his son. To keep it from being confiscated, he hid it...in his ass...wait that might've been <a href="http://thestockmasters.com/images/pulp_fiction_koons.jpg">Pulp Fiction</a>.<br /><br />McCain is commonly viewed as one of the more moderate Republican. He is conservative on many traditional Republican issues (health care, abortion) but has been known to be liberal on many others (education, gun control).<br /><br />Do be aware that McCain is definitely a Hawk (you would be too if the Vietnamese poked you with sticks for 5 years!) and is also a ripe 71 yrs of age (he would be DEAD by the end of an 8yr term). Those are things to keep in mind when voting.</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8eRX2EIaJ9DOSVYgjP7pVBFPl8UUieutidr1LzNElduJZ00I6CkP-yg_1nf6LA9VFI9RrKitQrjbbz4C59O1JABNA3pPSps6v-p9oBnYkrmFhCFKszLhF9xTEk2h0kR8c2-aBY1cOA4AG/s1600-h/Mitt+Romney+Photo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8eRX2EIaJ9DOSVYgjP7pVBFPl8UUieutidr1LzNElduJZ00I6CkP-yg_1nf6LA9VFI9RrKitQrjbbz4C59O1JABNA3pPSps6v-p9oBnYkrmFhCFKszLhF9xTEk2h0kR8c2-aBY1cOA4AG/s200/Mitt+Romney+Photo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163530933633102018" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mitt Romney<br /><br /></span>Mitt Romney was once the Governor of Massachusetts, a piece of shit state that until recently was a cursed as the princess on Shrek. He built a highway there that from all accounts was a disaster and collapsed like 12 hours after being completed.<br /><br />Also, Romney is a <a href="http://www.rochesterfantasyfans.org/reality-posters/Gammerathenvincible.jpg">Mormon</a>, and as we know, Mormon's eat babies and<a href="http://jophan.org/mimosa/m28/orgy.gif"> marry thousands of women</a> at a time.<br /><br />Enough silliness, Mitt Romney has been known to waffle on the issue of abortion. That's not the worst thing in the world though, as he has demonstrated a strong stance on tougher gun control laws and also is determined to increase legal immigration, while identifying and databasing the nation's illegal immigrants.<br /><br />Plus his handsome face seems to have been chiseled out of solid granite.<br /><br />In the end, all that is really important is that you execute your right to play a part in the process of selecting our nation's leaders. Leave the cynicism at home, get out there, educate yourself, and align yourself with the person whom you feel best suits your needs and ideals.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU3LxNNsn4OLiQggsuBzPioKjrDceIDV5h4-iILDaB-GGyAoST-14o4qc3vaFDsIMItdPDmKMjeYMsdraNYxXRpez66nRiZuqS13tCejKqgRRx-DWv2-U30lgSSQOGgZsbkbV-_BzA6q1v/s1600-h/victory_reichstag_berlin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU3LxNNsn4OLiQggsuBzPioKjrDceIDV5h4-iILDaB-GGyAoST-14o4qc3vaFDsIMItdPDmKMjeYMsdraNYxXRpez66nRiZuqS13tCejKqgRRx-DWv2-U30lgSSQOGgZsbkbV-_BzA6q1v/s200/victory_reichstag_berlin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163534068959228114" border="0" /></a>So if you can tear yourself away from the Giants' victory parade (pictured above) for a moment. Get out there and vote! And don't let anything (pictured below) stand in your way!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hc6-LTVomAE1iDatKIbZDpHYpkvlx5_WeOt6-MQBeunC3BsPayD9oQI_biZgPFiC0J-gBTiR8nS-wvliW2EPOahxkkNSe9gSzw47c34ywPmsJWovD_2epBHsR7FuyF1nNHrJKgbPVlZt/s1600-h/klan+cartoon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hc6-LTVomAE1iDatKIbZDpHYpkvlx5_WeOt6-MQBeunC3BsPayD9oQI_biZgPFiC0J-gBTiR8nS-wvliW2EPOahxkkNSe9gSzw47c34ywPmsJWovD_2epBHsR7FuyF1nNHrJKgbPVlZt/s200/klan+cartoon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163534562880467170" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Mr. IMHOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-57040447505967934712008-02-04T10:34:00.000-05:002008-02-04T12:22:03.174-05:00Random Celebrity Endorsement<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicGrW5ysRRwdqZ39MsO_8I3bz_-p5OS9rdybkWHyJU4IBTXXND5-eE45kanyTpLRPe1f5Gt-qH4J_MnkUJ5mXqHYu-l2i9kbH1PEKaDk8dadA2MQdak6k4qkBad8RKRCr2QVILMwkytwA6/s1600-h/al1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163176429426164274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicGrW5ysRRwdqZ39MsO_8I3bz_-p5OS9rdybkWHyJU4IBTXXND5-eE45kanyTpLRPe1f5Gt-qH4J_MnkUJ5mXqHYu-l2i9kbH1PEKaDk8dadA2MQdak6k4qkBad8RKRCr2QVILMwkytwA6/s200/al1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="left">"I love A.M.C.O.T! During filming for Big Trouble in Little China I turned to Kurt Russell and I said '<em>Kurt, you know what we need? A place to go where we can read about news, politics, entertainment, sports, and opinions with a humorous flair. A modest little place filled with thoughts'....</em>22 years later that place finally exists!" - Al Leong (Actor, Stuntman, & Mustache Aficionado)</p>Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-83265278371141298632008-02-03T23:19:00.000-05:002008-02-03T23:28:34.856-05:002007 New York Giants: World Champions!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWR1XjEU-P7E88e-XB4DTmW2h-lCWdGKNBZTy0e2c_5H5emhvrV_Gwlflx1eOX3FnMFvddqQJ2annk8eItI-sFcBUpmYQeADJWSeA8161NcQ4M21zlWCZMdhEbYY76sP71sIjC9Kricaqr/s1600-h/trophy_left_face.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWR1XjEU-P7E88e-XB4DTmW2h-lCWdGKNBZTy0e2c_5H5emhvrV_Gwlflx1eOX3FnMFvddqQJ2annk8eItI-sFcBUpmYQeADJWSeA8161NcQ4M21zlWCZMdhEbYY76sP71sIjC9Kricaqr/s320/trophy_left_face.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162976706758258802" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Congratulations to the 2007 New York Giants. Six years ago this team was declared all but dead. Brandon Jacobs was banged up, Plaxico Burress looked like he would need an entire offseason to recover his wheels, and Eli Manning looked lost as usual.<br /><br />Somewhere, Tiki Barber chuckled.<br /><br />Fast forward to Feb 3rd 2008 and the New York Giants have been crowned the champs of the NFL. Tom Brady, Bill Belichek, Randy Moss, and the rest of the 2007 New England Patriots have<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFnuvJ8nDEkh2XMLjAR9GuxzUIIH0r6nnus8KHsizKDU36X_G1pnzAYiW3iEAKvNK5ShIPz2gWvPpGcxigWhSWo3BoqjwbliVcZXbwlXgdwTweSIikWyPyC7erBoy4UYclFzAkrRIIwSKf/s1600-h/F102362~Celebrate-Dolphins-Posters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFnuvJ8nDEkh2XMLjAR9GuxzUIIH0r6nnus8KHsizKDU36X_G1pnzAYiW3iEAKvNK5ShIPz2gWvPpGcxigWhSWo3BoqjwbliVcZXbwlXgdwTweSIikWyPyC7erBoy4UYclFzAkrRIIwSKf/s200/F102362~Celebrate-Dolphins-Posters.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162976010973556834" border="0" /></a> been denied their shot at history (cue champagne toast).<br /><br />So to all of those New York Giants fans out there, congratulations!<br /><br />12 days till pitchers and catchers!Mr. IMHOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-25936053330147130642008-02-01T22:27:00.000-05:002008-02-01T22:32:26.715-05:00Just a little something to get you in the mood this weekend....<p><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GFGzGfym-7Y&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GFGzGfym-7Y&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p>That guy is the man...watch how those "native american" chicks are all over his jock...</p>Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-51109714187522845832008-01-31T16:21:00.000-05:002008-01-31T16:23:58.254-05:00Mild Throwback: R. Kelly "Real Talk"This is very old, well not very old, but pretty old. However, after the Berman video today I was trying to remember what was the last video I had watched so many times in one day. This was the winner.<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-09052916014719956 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/cdaAWFoWr2c&rel=1"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cdaAWFoWr2c&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cdaAWFoWr2c&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br />A good question to ask is how far this sets black people back.The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-63358062797948856302008-01-31T14:58:00.001-05:002008-01-31T14:59:18.123-05:00Wooooooo!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq25HwZt5hW9amh_yKW-tkyr4wW8n0MZn6V-a8igpgYu4jZa2NDRqhB0nVTKTp-raC9LvruDaFo9cq_lIRN3hZENpMqL2F5JpyoTBv3sBY8hS9PZyu37by7Mmu_vrfKcZdYcjzX-HEAuIV/s1600-h/20080124215809990032.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161732727709221378" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq25HwZt5hW9amh_yKW-tkyr4wW8n0MZn6V-a8igpgYu4jZa2NDRqhB0nVTKTp-raC9LvruDaFo9cq_lIRN3hZENpMqL2F5JpyoTBv3sBY8hS9PZyu37by7Mmu_vrfKcZdYcjzX-HEAuIV/s320/20080124215809990032.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-87181213128689699812008-01-31T13:14:00.000-05:002008-01-31T13:16:31.449-05:00Chris Berman Loses ItCourtesy of <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://deadspin.com/351147/chris-berman-is-somewhat-perturbed-with-the-help">Deadspin</a><br /><br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-09052916014719956 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tnC8BtNBNLo&rel=1"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tnC8BtNBNLo&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tnC8BtNBNLo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-47447522969395550582008-01-31T10:14:00.000-05:002008-01-31T12:53:11.397-05:00Retro Video Game Review: Paperboy<p align="center"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/03/paperboy_oldschool.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/03/paperboy_oldschool.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><em></em></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"><em>Justice...Thine name is Paperboy</em></span></p>1988 was the year that the epic story of the Paperboy was finally immortalized in all it's digital glory for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Developed by Atari and released for various game consoles in the 80's, the NES version was by far the most popular. Paperboy allowe<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/PaperboyGameplay.png"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/PaperboyGameplay.png" border="0" /></a>d kids to take command of the dangerous world that is the life of a paperboy. The object of the game was to deliver papers to all the subscribers and vandalize the non-subscribers (teaching them a valuable lesson that continuing to not subscribe to the paper would leave them open to daily attacks) while avoiding the dangerous conditions of the street. If you damaged a subscribers house they would immedietly cancel their subscription. The only way to win them back was by impressing the neighborhood with a perfect route of 100% delivery accuracy (or pitching a perfect game as the local paperboys refer to it, ask one the next time you see him.. they'll tell you)<br /><br />The <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/PaperboyHazards.png"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/PaperboyHazards.png" border="0" /></a>world of the Paperboy was littered with danger though. From remote control cars to dogs the streets where not safe for the Paperboy. Some of the other threats to your route included crazy women with knives, bees, fire hydrants, break dancers (the windmill is a deadly weapon a paperboy must avoid at all costs), cars, skateboarders, tricyclists, construction workers, drunks, a mini tornado, the Grim Reaper, and the most dangerous of them all.......curbs. Once faced with a curb the Paperboy would crumble into a heap on the sidewalk never to be seen again (unless you had more lives then you would just restart the level).<br /><br />The best part of the game was at the end of each day's routes the town you lived in had a convienient training course where you would leap off ramps, avoid sliding doors, and test your paper throwing acccuary with various hoops. A successful run would give you extra papers for the next days route as well as bonus points and extra lives.<br /><br />The Paperboy's own brand of justice for those who chose not to subscribe to the paper was brutal and efficient. Broken windows were the least of their problems once the <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/NES_Paperboy.png"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/NES_Paperboy.png" border="0" /></a>Paperboy was done with them. People would be forced to subscribe just to rid themselves of the daily torture that the paperboy would rain upon them. The Paperboy was extremely serious about his job....deadly serious.<br /><br />One of the things I always questioned as a kid was when the Paperboy would collide with an object or a person, who he actually die or was he just injured? It would be alot more exciting if a poorly controlled remote control car operated by an 8 year old could actually kill a paperboy. Either way Paperboy was an exciting game that finally gave credit to the little guy.....the Paperboy.Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-80456334462535667772008-01-31T07:58:00.000-05:002008-01-31T08:32:33.573-05:00Backcourt Violations<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBQe9Sqv_V4U-0xNs3OPPyoOtTkJC02bIXzKv3CCzTkP5pEfEaYc3oSWTiLphZ8mClklwO_UigLFl7z91Tm8VxwXdk5VCj1ob7klVZG5vl63668so92DmwTnGGJHkNF3znPYFE76IkQDo/s1600-h/475097416_4877bae7a5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBQe9Sqv_V4U-0xNs3OPPyoOtTkJC02bIXzKv3CCzTkP5pEfEaYc3oSWTiLphZ8mClklwO_UigLFl7z91Tm8VxwXdk5VCj1ob7klVZG5vl63668so92DmwTnGGJHkNF3znPYFE76IkQDo/s320/475097416_4877bae7a5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161632881544958674" border="0" /></a><br />(Caption: Yes I posted about the GSW game just so I could use this outstanding picture)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Minnesota 83, Chicago 67</span><br /><br />I wan't to propose a new rule. If you can't score at least 70 points in a game, you automatically start the next game down 15 points. It's embarrassing that an NBA team could only score 67 points in a game. Never mind the fact they were playing an NBA Junior Varsity squad last night. Chicago needs to make a trade right now. Gut the team, don't inflate the value of Deng and Gordon.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cleveland 84, Portland 83</span><br /><br />I think Brandon Roy is an excellent basketball player. But LeBron James is the best basketball player in the NBA. Fools use the Kobe argument (save it). Bron Bron hit the game winner with 0.9 on the clock.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Golden State 116, New Orleans 103</span><br /><br />Another gem from Chris Paul (MVP!), but when Bdavis and Stephen Jackson want to win a game, they are going to win said game. Hopefully the addition of notorious malcontent Chris Webber won't hurt them too much. 4 Hornets players put up double doubles, and they still come out with a loss. Can someone explain what GSW needs Webber for?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Utah 100, New York 89</span><br /><br />You know things are bad when you lose two starters (Eddy Curry and Quentin Richardson) to the infamous "flu-like symptoms" and thats the main reason this game was closer than it should have been. You should also realize that any time I have the chance to poke a stick at the dead, lifeless hump that is the New York Knicks, I'm going to do it.The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-87613014643733995512008-01-30T18:07:00.001-05:002008-01-30T18:26:30.448-05:00The Bastard Children of Hip Hop Vol 2 - Memphis Bleek<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwJK5W_4uYPPnO8B50r_vQZmmW-LOlPIUw8RJpnMuYDxfaYSuNCiyEo8TC-Dhte9n02RSJgZ0JX-xdn4prKV3oFY0vVfaKF4c3vwpIWjEmKEVGNhWy1YfJkGlv3hfZDacGsAroMKdUc0hi/s1600-h/memphis-bleek-and-hov.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwJK5W_4uYPPnO8B50r_vQZmmW-LOlPIUw8RJpnMuYDxfaYSuNCiyEo8TC-Dhte9n02RSJgZ0JX-xdn4prKV3oFY0vVfaKF4c3vwpIWjEmKEVGNhWy1YfJkGlv3hfZDacGsAroMKdUc0hi/s400/memphis-bleek-and-hov.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161414764591657026" border="0" /></a><br />Making Easy Money Pimping Hoes In Style...Memphis <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Bleek</span>. What in god's name? This entry really doesn't even require much more information. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Bleek</span> first appeared on Jay <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Z's</span> premier album Reasonable Doubt, on the acclaimed track <span style="font-style: italic;">Coming of Age</span>. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Bleek</span> set fire to the track, providing the perfect immature foil to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Hov's</span> more mature, dollar induced style of hustling. Recognizing the potential in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">youngin</span>' <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Hov</span> stepped down from his narcotics founded pedestal to school the young up and comer. Berating him to focus on business and not <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">bling</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Bleek</span> seemed to be taking a lesson not only on how to survive and thrive on the streets, but also as an artist.<br /><br />Somewhere between then and now that message was lost.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Bleek's</span> career has been an pointless <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">mish</span>-mash of forgettable commercial tracks interspersed with filler songs. In fact, on each of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Bleek's</span> four solo projects, the stand out verses came from guest artists. From <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Hov's</span> verse on <span style="font-style: italic;">The Coming</span> to the solo Jay Z track <span style="font-style: italic;">Dear Summer </span>on <span style="font-style: italic;">534</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Bleek</span> has been kept in the house more than <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Nas</span> as a youth.<br /><br />For some reason I picture <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Bleek</span> sitting in one of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Hov's</span> various cribs, constantly rolling up like the weakest link in Beanie's crew in State Property I. If Jay Z had a bad day, I'm sure he struck out at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Bleek</span> on more than one occasion.<br /><br />But nonetheless, Memphis <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Bleek</span> has managed to avoid the fate of artists like Amil and Sauce Money, maybe due to his willingness to remain at 5'4" his entire life.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Coming of Age f Memphis <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Bleek</span><br /></div><pre style="font-style: italic;">I'm out here <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">slingin</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">bringin</span> the drama, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">tryin</span> to come up<br />in the game and add a couple of dollar signs to my name<br />I'm out here <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">servin</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">disturbin</span> the peace, life could be better<br />like my man reclined in plush leather seats<br />He's <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">sellin</span> weight, I'm <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">sellin</span> eight... balls<br />sixteen <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">tryin</span> to graduate to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">pushin</span> quarters y'all<br />I ain't <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">gon</span>' sweat him <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">I'ma</span> let him come to me<br />If he give me the nod then these <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">niggaz</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">gon</span>' see<br />I'm tired of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">bein</span> out here round the clock<br />and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">breakin</span> day, and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35">chasin</span> crackers up the block for my pay<br />I'm <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36">stayin</span> fresh, so chickens check<br />I'm <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_37">tryin</span> to step up to the next level, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_38">pushin</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_39">Vettes</span> to the Jets<br />Diamonds reflect from the sun, directly in your <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_40">equilibirum</span><br />and stunned I'm <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_41">waitin</span> for my day to come<br />I got the urge, to splurge, I don't wanna lifetime sentence<br />just give me the word<br /><br />Chorus<br /><br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_42">JZ</span>] Hey fella I been <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_43">watchin</span> you <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_44">clockin</span><br />[MB] Who me <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_45">holdin</span> down this block it ain't <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_46">nothin</span><br /> You the man <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_47">nigga</span> now stop <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_48">frontin</span><br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_49">JZ</span>] <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_50">Hahahh</span> I like your style<br />[MB] Nah, I like YO' style<br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_51">JZ</span>] Let's drive around awhile<br />[MB] Cool <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_52">nigga</span><br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_53">JZ</span>] Here's a thou'<br />[MB] A G? I ride <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_54">witchu</span> for free<br /> I want the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_55">longterm</span> riches and bitches<br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_56">JZ</span>] Have it all; now listen to me<br /> You let them other <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_57">niggaz</span> get the name, skip the fame<br /> Ten thou' or a hundred G keep yo' shit the same<br />[MB] On the low?<br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_58">JZ</span>] Yeah, the only way to blow<br /> You let your shit bubble quietly<br />[MB] AND THEN YOU BLOW!<br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_59">JZ</span>] Hey keep your cool<br /> The only way to peep a fool is let him show his hand<br /> Then you play your cards<br />[MB] Then he through <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_60">dealin</span> I understand<br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_61">JZ</span>] Don't blow your dough on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_62">hotties</span><br />[MB] The only thing I got in this world is my word and my nuts<br /> and won't break em for nobody!<br />[<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_63">JZ</span>] <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_64">Hah</span>, I like resume, pick a day, you can start<br />[MB] From now until death do us part...</pre>Mr. IMHOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-47574050482756283452008-01-30T14:37:00.000-05:002008-01-30T15:08:08.802-05:00Backcourt Violations<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVMojgPC5k4SafeOFuv3ZIl3A_I5zj8GpZbJcNnDaKr8IwB_W6p6Oia2ZppkDiEiOBG4sS7z1tR_g2tg-h3U6yQenF4tZgjAVhUa2qdavL5HMAOVMooxmr5zKO64G0JcmKCMJt-Dmv1_c/s1600-h/d793c3783c85a5a983dd599ca8432ebc-getty-76075389vb012_celtics_heat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVMojgPC5k4SafeOFuv3ZIl3A_I5zj8GpZbJcNnDaKr8IwB_W6p6Oia2ZppkDiEiOBG4sS7z1tR_g2tg-h3U6yQenF4tZgjAVhUa2qdavL5HMAOVMooxmr5zKO64G0JcmKCMJt-Dmv1_c/s320/d793c3783c85a5a983dd599ca8432ebc-getty-76075389vb012_celtics_heat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161363282152821442" border="0" /></a><br />You'll take it when I give it to you, and like it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Washington 108, Toronto 104, OT</span><br /><br />So last year, Greg Ruffin inexplicably tossed the ball skyward with about 3 seconds remaining in the game Wizards leading by 3. Figuring a win was in the bag, he tossed the ball straight up to try to kill the clock. Sadly he didn't throw the ball high enough. Morris Peterson of the Raptors nabbed the ball out of mid air, and nailed a 3 pointer at the buzzer to send the game into an improbable OT. The Wizards were pretty much dead in the water at that point, and pretty much got blown out of overtime. Fast forward to last night. Wizards up 3, 1.8 seconds left on the clock, Toronto inbounding on Wizards half. Anthony Parker who to date is still only famous for being Candace Parker's older brother nails a 3 pointer off a curl play with two people in his face, at the buzzer. Somehow even without Caron Butler, they managed to hang on in overtime this time around. Who wants to play that Toronto team in the playoffs?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boston 117, Miami 87</span><br /><br />Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen didn't play. Paul Pierce scored 7 points. AND THE HEAT STILL LOST BY 30!! If there was ever an argument for relegation to be brought to American professional sports, the Heat would be right in that argument. That's not an NBA team right now.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Seattle 88, San Antonio 85</span><br /><br />No Tony Parker = bad loss to terrible team. Rookie wunderkind Kevin Durant hit the game winner (his second this season) and the Spurs took a loss. Seems they are signing Damon Stoudamire (how did Boston not make a run there) so Parker is probably more injured than they are letting on.The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-74852698065985677432008-01-30T14:20:00.000-05:002008-02-01T14:24:16.761-05:00A break from rampant Mets fanboy-ism*Don't look up, don't ever look up...<br /><br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08979272323843659 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BzjLlqIuVhI&rel=1"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BzjLlqIuVhI&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BzjLlqIuVhI&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*Could be fake, but I don't care.</span>The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-56978179125049431912008-01-30T11:40:00.001-05:002008-01-30T11:45:14.669-05:00The Monster is out of the cage!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxim8uBknBtGyzOWatO2o9LSAntelrRRDcdLIAMEdRtlNMD7yWk7P8lCg6GIcXBAWkiJqlCXeRhq-HN0fzAK83kjsYRGFh0aMUaXF9ttKefgNS74t2DlOEcIg5NlqE1mlK6_sLYqgf094x/s1600-h/santana_2.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161311563216175602" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxim8uBknBtGyzOWatO2o9LSAntelrRRDcdLIAMEdRtlNMD7yWk7P8lCg6GIcXBAWkiJqlCXeRhq-HN0fzAK83kjsYRGFh0aMUaXF9ttKefgNS74t2DlOEcIg5NlqE1mlK6_sLYqgf094x/s200/santana_2.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><em>Credit: Beerleaguer.com for the picture</em></span>Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-41711254456123833932008-01-30T08:44:00.000-05:002008-01-30T09:01:32.932-05:00Live on Location from the Superbowl *<span style="font-style: italic;">*Complete and utter falsehood</span><br /><br />So yesterday was the much vaunted Superbowl media day. Years ago when it was just becoming cool to send one or two whack jobs down there to break up the monotony of beat reporters asking players the same questions they got asked every other week, it felt innovative. It was funny to see the people who didn't normally cover football, ask players non-football questions. Now its just a mockery. The stories aren't funny or fun. Everyone who goes bitches and moans about it now. I mean shit, Bill Simmons doesn't even go out there anymore and it's an event thats practically created for people like him.<br /><br />You'd have a much more interesting time just stalking parties to see who ends up falling over drunk, or find out what psuedo-celeb is going to cheat on their spouse that night. Preferably, I'd rather attend NBA All-Star Weekend.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu6rYASVwxPXOQHbOO6_S_-6aFQ8JzIsGy4ort01vjE09FZDkEg6uqMWO69G5ycxpv2kpd9Hs-vkBsdIl6QrTDozgq7eWfAJFOhwingvr_ldafQT9MT9NqK6oQJgmT2tysRznnybt_Puw/s1600-h/45e323bc-00315-00182-400cb8e1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu6rYASVwxPXOQHbOO6_S_-6aFQ8JzIsGy4ort01vjE09FZDkEg6uqMWO69G5ycxpv2kpd9Hs-vkBsdIl6QrTDozgq7eWfAJFOhwingvr_ldafQT9MT9NqK6oQJgmT2tysRznnybt_Puw/s320/45e323bc-00315-00182-400cb8e1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161268612483682994" border="0" /></a><br />At least <span style="font-style: italic;">INTERESTING</span> things happen there.The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-60400742337266764272008-01-29T17:49:00.001-05:002008-01-30T08:20:17.375-05:00The Epic Finale<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcRBtdxGR7RMtnbAK1RtOmEs7XtEa_ezjVkW1jvdUvZ7erBy00Wfqj6uSwk1J3DQvILDzf3SZEuIa8wPEktjjyiDR92JZyIXnXpY6wt65r-nJl1ymY8kGw0m8-9y4RxgqSjgx7wXSRbQmb/s1600-h/johanmets.jpg"><br /><br />----------------<br />Now playing: </a><a href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/juelz+santana/track/s.a.n.t.a.n.a." title="'Juelz Santana - S.A.N.T.A.N.A.' - open on FoxyTunes Planet">Juelz Santana - S.A.N.T.A.N.A.</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-style: italic; font-size: 10px;">via <a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/" title="FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips">FoxyTunes</a></span> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcRBtdxGR7RMtnbAK1RtOmEs7XtEa_ezjVkW1jvdUvZ7erBy00Wfqj6uSwk1J3DQvILDzf3SZEuIa8wPEktjjyiDR92JZyIXnXpY6wt65r-nJl1ymY8kGw0m8-9y4RxgqSjgx7wXSRbQmb/s1600-h/johanmets.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcRBtdxGR7RMtnbAK1RtOmEs7XtEa_ezjVkW1jvdUvZ7erBy00Wfqj6uSwk1J3DQvILDzf3SZEuIa8wPEktjjyiDR92JZyIXnXpY6wt65r-nJl1ymY8kGw0m8-9y4RxgqSjgx7wXSRbQmb/s400/johanmets.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161034561201713186" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Are you not entertained!!!!! Spaniard Spaniard! Spaniard!!!!!<br /><br /></span>Just in case you have been living under a rock for the past three hours or so. I would like to announce that the New York Mets have acquired LHP Johan Santana from the Twins for a bevy of minor league talent. The Mets were able to keep their top prospect, however, and additionally gave up NO major league ready talent.<br /><br />I will be unbearable for the next 300 days or so...I have already begun to drink the blood of virgins.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9i8gK9CI6wOVns1vTlulPfw6riYNhVtDTgC4uGyNSnfNXilCB4AIm98ndViqKMX83AOu07KXLawxmdbyOBYzqkXCLl-jhTctRKJAPQMMkkZGWUzh_0egym5TOiLRwXfDNeK2cyggA1JEw/s1600-h/to_chain_the_beast.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9i8gK9CI6wOVns1vTlulPfw6riYNhVtDTgC4uGyNSnfNXilCB4AIm98ndViqKMX83AOu07KXLawxmdbyOBYzqkXCLl-jhTctRKJAPQMMkkZGWUzh_0egym5TOiLRwXfDNeK2cyggA1JEw/s400/to_chain_the_beast.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161035274166284338" border="0" /></a><br />The New York Mets' newest acquisition, Johan Santana,<br />shown in the midst of his offseason training regiment.<br /></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>Mr. IMHOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-24136694613853004112008-01-29T14:56:00.000-05:002008-01-29T15:04:19.249-05:00A long time ago......I liked Vince Carter. This video epitomizes why:<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-0863048751768452 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVOLH21DB_w&rel=1"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-0863048751768452 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVOLH21DB_w&rel=1"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVOLH21DB_w&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVOLH21DB_w&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Of Note:</span><br /><ul><li>Dunk victim: 7'2" Frederic Weis</li><li>Dunk Took place during the 2000 Summer Olympics</li><li>Was Dubbed the "le dunk de la mort" ("the Dunk of Death") in the French Press</li><li>Weis was selected 15th overall in the 1999 NBA Draft by, you guessed it, the New York Knicks. He never played a minute in the NBA, and I'm convinced he never came over out of intense shame.</li></ul>The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-48230314199443556752008-01-29T11:52:00.000-05:002008-01-29T12:03:53.099-05:00Random Celebrity Endorsement<p align="center"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Unabomber1.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Unabomber1.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>"This website is the <em>bomb. </em>The content and level of excellence <em>blows</em> me away. I <em>tick tick tick</em> the seconds away until I get out of work and am finally able to log on to view the new posts. The site features an <em>explosive </em>combination of jokes, thoughts, news, and opinions. I love this website, it makes me <em>burst</em> with excitement and <em>erupt</em> in laughter! Keep up the good work guys!" <em>- Dr. Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski</em>Shady Pazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05323280643009300873noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-19968319442213881712008-01-29T09:25:00.000-05:002008-01-29T10:12:12.307-05:00Backcourt Violations<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM7YSIPkZrCJqjyYufeDeZ7RAhkuzwi9ZvI_SQZrDq36F3QWZ9GIwq2Is49FSA-D27p47nvKtG3WxALs5SHOHX25gDD8FcqhiDp_m0SplIONBqiQv4C1n888JnfDdCDsbH2qqYq3nddG8/s1600-h/capt.b76a6ba2de9a42369b627e0a118a1cb3.spurs_jazz_basketball_slcj105.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM7YSIPkZrCJqjyYufeDeZ7RAhkuzwi9ZvI_SQZrDq36F3QWZ9GIwq2Is49FSA-D27p47nvKtG3WxALs5SHOHX25gDD8FcqhiDp_m0SplIONBqiQv4C1n888JnfDdCDsbH2qqYq3nddG8/s320/capt.b76a6ba2de9a42369b627e0a118a1cb3.spurs_jazz_basketball_slcj105.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160911816665502354" border="0" /></a><br />(Photo Caption: This is what I think of when I think NBA, two poorly shaven Euros facing off)<br /><br />There's certainly been more interesting nights in the association. The big news is Jason Kidd actually owning up to wanting out of NJ, and I guess the signing of Chris Webber to the Warriors. The first thing makes me happy. Kidd still has something left in the tank, and he's been downgrading his game with this current Nets squad. He's gonna be great on another contender. As far as Mr. Webber. My fascination with him goes back to this Fab 5 days at Michigan. Had an incredible combination of power, strength, size and speed. It was truly something to see. Even those first few years in Golden State with him, the infamous Latrell Sprewell, and current GM Chris Mullin, he was amazing. Fierce dunker, impact player on both ends of the court. Could even shoot the 3. However, he's always had a horrible attitude, and over time (and injuries) he managed to put the quietest 20 and 10 in NBA history (Knick fans you are seeing the fruit of his labor with Zach Randolph). What it comes down to is, I don't want my favorite team to watch, to employ a player I refuse to support.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">New Orleans 117, Denver 93</span><br /><br />The player singlehandedly carrying my fantasy team, Chris Paul, put up another gem with 23 points, 9 rebounds, and 17 assists and also was showered with MVP chants at various points during the game. What can I say besides...I agree.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Charlotte 107, LA Clippers 100</span><br /><br />In the 3 games since being called to the carpet by the owner and then spanking the Kings, the Clippers are 0-3. So much for the thought that an owner's tirade could actually impact the players on the court. Also how badly did the Bobcats blow the drafting of Adam Morrison. I'll name my first kid SixtyNine if Morrison ever makes any kind of NBA impact.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Utah 97, San Antonio 91</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8AZeJzQmLAhxwP3gG54yegKnAyg0sAuAAahebfHHC3cwi_VnJUr9cLYJPnYoFtmvlM225m3orS5IDivKd-bRE3egIzbY3iGdem2K5MYwDAh470nfio1zRc62S7dSW_xI_HV88lPKDATM/s1600-h/03F.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8AZeJzQmLAhxwP3gG54yegKnAyg0sAuAAahebfHHC3cwi_VnJUr9cLYJPnYoFtmvlM225m3orS5IDivKd-bRE3egIzbY3iGdem2K5MYwDAh470nfio1zRc62S7dSW_xI_HV88lPKDATM/s200/03F.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160912830277784226" border="0" /></a><br />Two of the league's more boring franchises play a game that couldn't hold my interest for more than a few minutes. Nothing like watching Jerry Sloan and Gregg Popovich scowl at each other. Makes you long for the days of Vinny Del Negro.The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-67356000802861582072008-01-29T07:30:00.001-05:002008-01-29T07:47:20.494-05:00It's Pea-Nuts Muthafuckas!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl3yQ3BPzT6xDeVD53gN_hPqP9zOHkRRkxXyHdtWjXjhojAZtalE2ZADW3UBacvBh9T35-3rTMH3PxCcFFY5TvdFqlMfk-KFmdiIcUBkK3PG7Ry_wYEKp0QXyBr8wIEDdKPa-q_XAyU2wV/s1600-h/261.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl3yQ3BPzT6xDeVD53gN_hPqP9zOHkRRkxXyHdtWjXjhojAZtalE2ZADW3UBacvBh9T35-3rTMH3PxCcFFY5TvdFqlMfk-KFmdiIcUBkK3PG7Ry_wYEKp0QXyBr8wIEDdKPa-q_XAyU2wV/s400/261.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160875076181110802" border="0" /></a><br />Peanuts & Wu-Tang Clan<br />Comedy Ensues<br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:78%;">hat tip to <a href="http://www.ohword.com/">http://www.ohword.com/</a> for the strip</span><br /></div></div>Mr. IMHOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-64565069185545482852008-01-28T16:24:00.000-05:002008-01-28T16:30:10.927-05:00Fucking Eli Manning!<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K2triiYXSY8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K2triiYXSY8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />This honestly might be one of the funniest things I have ever seen! Nothing can touch this... I am not a fan of the man in the Video, he was a horrible man, but the parody was hilarious.<br /><br />Thanks for this link Vegan!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930934832808488774.post-40300026544792363092008-01-28T16:18:00.000-05:002008-01-28T16:34:07.607-05:00Backcourt Violations<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEPNQ8qPSx500seuekqUu3zWp_C1vzj7oqjbWGlKKLM00loY_RGABK4-64LaDhSfIojE74XYOC6AoMv7lXZb0IMwdGJCQS0rPftaPNRSkk6T9sne9KtKNqyQHLMKMxkYuQ5bXLApp16qc/s1600-h/ba89ebe1747b9c0da140e258d182baf6-getty-76075038ab020_cavs_lakers.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEPNQ8qPSx500seuekqUu3zWp_C1vzj7oqjbWGlKKLM00loY_RGABK4-64LaDhSfIojE74XYOC6AoMv7lXZb0IMwdGJCQS0rPftaPNRSkk6T9sne9KtKNqyQHLMKMxkYuQ5bXLApp16qc/s320/ba89ebe1747b9c0da140e258d182baf6-getty-76075038ab020_cavs_lakers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160643535828324994" border="0" /></a><br />You know sometimes you just don't feel like doing shit. Today is one of those days. That's why this is late.<br /><br />I'm all for the Nets trading Jason Kidd, he doesn't want to be there, and the team is awful. Once you trade him, the next step is trading the scourge that is Vince Carter, and then you rebuild. NBA All Star game needs to take on a different format. I'm all for a International Stars vs. American Stars game. If the West tries its impossible for them to lose an All Star game.<br /><br />Also I don't think you need to look for me in New Orleans this year. I wouldn't have gone down there before Katrina.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cleveland 98, LA Lakers 95</span><br /><br />Probably the marquee matchup of the weekend. Tell me you saw Kobe catch a Lebron James jumper in his mouth at the end of the game (I'm a self professed Kobe hater) that was probably the highlight of my weekend. Waved off a screen specifically so that he could put the dagger in with Kobe guarding him one on one.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Orlando 96, Boston 93</span><br /><br />If KG plays Boston wins this game, simple as that. Nice miracle shot from the Turk to end the game.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Minnesota 98, New Jersey 95</span><br /><br />Ah the Nets, welcome to the lottery. The Timberwolves had 7 wins going into yesterdays game. Al Jefferson is the Cloverfield monster.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Milwaukee 105, Washington 102, OT</span><br /><br />Wiz had a furious comeback from being down 11 points at the end of the 4th quarter, but still came up short in OT. To all those who think they might be better off without Gilbert Arenas. This is exactly the kind of game Gilbert wouldn't let them lose.The Hitmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09356725537756429891noreply@blogger.com0