Stickin' it to the man....

Nothing let's people know how you really feel more than writing in 10 foot letters on your roof. A couple in Philly decided to do just that. Fed up with the noise caused by the planes flying over their house they decided to let the Federal Aviation Administration know exactly how they felt.

Sing it sister!

That got me thinking. There's a message I'd love to put on my roof addressed to those fine feathered friends of ours.


"Dear Birds....Fuck off....stop shitting on my car....keep your little beaks shut until 9:00am then squawk all you friggin want I don't care I'll already be at work....if your going to shit on a statue make sure that it's a statue for somebody pretty lame that didn't deserve a statue to begin with....like John Elway....come to think of it he might not even have a statue yet....but I hope he does get one just so that you guys can shit on it....I hate John Elway....not as much as I hate Hakeem Olajuwon but that's a separate discussion....he doesn't need a statue to shit on you can just aim for him personally....crows can ignore this message....you guys are cool....how awesome was that movie with on of you guys in it?....so awesome"


I'd have to have a pretty big house to fit all that on the roof in 10 foot letters but you get the point.