Bill Has a Dream!

Bill Clinton nods off during Martin Luther King III's speech at his father's memorial service. This is simply further evidence that Bubba was the first black president, they served ribs at the pre-service banquet.

Feb. 3rd, 2008

I'm going to qualify my statement somewhat before I make it. I'm a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. (P.S. for some reason I just watched the last 15 minutes of The Mod Squad, not helping my mood).

I've never been less interested in a super bowl my life. I guess I'm supposed to hate the Patriots like everyone else in America, but i'm not that much against them. I surely don't want them to win the Super Bowl, cause god knows when Peter King will stop slurping them if they do. But there's not a snowballs chance in hell of me cheering for the Giants to knock them off...absolutely not happening.

I'm obviously going to watch the game, but in not being able to cheer for anyone, I don't know how long I could possibly stick with it.

There's a good chance I'll be switching channels to this.