"I wish I still had Jeff Gillooly's phone number" - Billy Volek
"It's easy Bill all you do is add a little gel, twirl it around your finger and it just stays like that the rest of the day" - Junior Seau
"Hey LT, hows the knee?....LT? Hello?" - Phil Rivers"ZZZZZZZZzzzz" - LT
"I gotta get me one of them visors" - Phil Rivers
"You don't have a womb do you? no? OK just checking...Hey anybody seen Randall Gay?" - Tom Brady
"Yay! Now they wont pack me in the bag of sweaty jock straps on the plane ride home again! - Lawrence Tynes

"You haven't seen the last of me! I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" - Brett Favre
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