Thursday, January 17, 2008

A Day in the Life: Christian Laettner Edition

10:23am - iHome alarm goes off to the tune of Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

10:28am - After listening to entire song Christian gets out of bed slips on his Duke slippers and heads to the kitchen for breakfast.

10:50am - Sits at the kitchen table by himself indulging in his freshly prepared Blueberry pancakes....or as he likes to call them 'Duke BlueDevilBerry Pancakes' (usually followed by a hearty chuckle)

11:30am - Sits in tub for his daily bath...."Rubber ducky your the throw inbounds passes perfectly to me so i can make NCAA tournament games lots of fun"

12:30pm - Calls Grant Hill's cell phone and leaves a message.... "Hey Grant it's me, Christian, Christian Laettner. Hope all is well with you. Just want to let you know that I just went to Sports Authority yesterday and bought one of them adjustable basketball hoops for my backyard, ya know the ones that go from 7 feet to 10 feet. If your up to it and you want to swing by today and practice throwing some inbounds passes to me please feel free, I'll be home all day. Just come right in if you come i'll leave the door open for you....I mean the door is always open for my buddy Grant. Tell your wife Tamia I said hello...::hums 'stranger in my house'::....."

3:45pm - "....'Pop quiz tell me where we first kissed, tell me where my spot is, tell me if I liked it, loved it'....Thats a great song Grant, she's a talented girl. I Doubt she can throw an inbounds passlike you but ::giggles:: I mean few people can....ok so I guess I rambled on enough. So maybe i'll see you later, I got two Duke mini basketball's waiting if you come....peace out"

3:46pm-7:16pm - Sits by window waiting for Grant Hill to come over. "I guess he's not coming, let me see if anything good is on TV"...

7:17pm - 11:07pm - Watches the shot from 1992 against Kentucky on a repetative loop while numbing his pain with Peach Schnapps.

11:10pm - Kisses his framed Dream Team photo goodnight and sets it on his night stand...."Goodnight Chuck, goodnight MJ, goodnight Admiral, goodnight Glide, goodnight Mailman, goodnight Patrick, goodni...." :::falls fast to sleep awaiting another glorious day.......

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