Thursday, February 7, 2008

Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal: Cockfight

PEDRO: So Marcelino's going to give me back my DVD's ?
JUAN: Well, he will if Little Pedro Martinez wins the cockfight.
PEDRO: Great! What?
JUAN: Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store.
PEDRO: Ah ha...
JUAN: So, he says if Little Pedro Martinez wins, you'll get your DVD's back.
PEDRO: Juan, cockfighting is illegal.
JUAN: Only in The United States.
PEDRO: It's inhumane!
JUAN: No, Pedro, it's not what you think it is.
PEDRO: It's two roosters peckin' at each other!
JUAN: What?
PEDRO: Yeah!
JUAN: Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets, you know, like "American Gladiators."
PEDRO: No Juan, Little Pedro could get hurt.
JUAN: Well, I left him with Marcelino!
:::Pedro shrugs and holds his hands out:::
JUAN: My Little Pedro!
:::Runs out of the room:::

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