One pound of marijuana in Haiti: $30 USD.
One gram of cocaine in Haiti (10x more potent than anything that touches American soil): $5 USD.
Ransom collected the last time my boy was kidnapped in Haiti: $40 USD (and a boombox).
Living in a country where the most pressing national issue is determining the exact chemical cocktail that caused the death of one idiot actor: Priceless.
3 comments:
Wait your boy got KIDNAPPED on a previous trip to Haiti? And you went BACK!?
I understand about the cocaine now
:-p
no, he lives in haiti...hes been snatched three times. he looks white but he's haitian and speaks creole and is cool as shit, so the kidnappers end up liking him.
psh...if i did coke, i'd just move there.
LINDSEY YOU DESTROY BATMAN TOUYS BUT PUT A JOKER PICTURE YOU ARE VERY SICK
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