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Just in case you have been living under a rock for the past three hours or so. I would like to announce that the New York Mets have acquired LHP Johan Santana from the Twins for a bevy of minor league talent. The Mets were able to keep their top prospect, however, and additionally gave up NO major league ready talent.
I will be unbearable for the next 300 days or so...I have already begun to drink the blood of virgins.
The New York Mets' newest acquisition, Johan Santana,
shown in the midst of his offseason training regiment.
