Wednesday, February 6, 2008

(I went to Haiti and all I got was 4 stitches and a shitload of mosquito bites.)


One pound of marijuana in Haiti: $30 USD.


One gram of cocaine in Haiti (10x more potent than anything that touches American soil): $5 USD.


Ransom collected the last time my boy was kidnapped in Haiti: $40 USD (and a boombox).


Living in a country where the most pressing national issue is determining the exact chemical cocktail that caused the death of one idiot actor: Priceless.

3 comments:

Mr. IMHO said...

Wait your boy got KIDNAPPED on a previous trip to Haiti? And you went BACK!?

I understand about the cocaine now
:-p

vegannramember said...

no, he lives in haiti...hes been snatched three times. he looks white but he's haitian and speaks creole and is cool as shit, so the kidnappers end up liking him.

psh...if i did coke, i'd just move there.

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